Fake Update Screen

A full-screen "installing update" bar that crawls forever. Any key or click exits it.

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Working on updates. Don't turn off your PC.

How to do the fake update prank

  1. Type a message to show under the percentage, and choose how slowly it crawls.
  2. Click Launch full screen on the screen you’re pranking.
  3. Any key, click or tap exits.

About this tool

A full-screen overlay styled after the classic "installing updates, do not turn off your PC" screen, with a spinning loader and a percentage that moves in tiny, irregular increments — by design it takes an implausibly long time to go anywhere. Nothing is actually installing; any keypress, click, or tap exits immediately.

Good for the classic "leave it running on a coworker's monitor before a meeting" prank, or a screen-share gag while you pretend to troubleshoot.

Questions about the fake update screen

Does it install anything?

No. Nothing is installed or changed; it’s just a full-screen page.

Which speed is funniest?

Painfully slow is the classic. Stuck at one number is good for a quick reaction.

How do I exit it?

Press any key, click or tap.

Can I use it on a video call?

Yes. Share the screen and pretend you’re stuck waiting for an update.

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This is a prank, not a real update — press any key or click to exit
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